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spidey sense

A vague but powerful sense of danger or creepyness based on intuition.
1) I told that woman I felt a instant connection to her and that I knew we were soul-mates. Then I asked for her number but the gal's spidey sense must have been tingling because she just stood right up without saying anything and got off the bus.

2) That lady's spidey sense must have been working overtime that day because as soon as I started talking to her she gave me one of those "I'm about to start screaming" faces and then moved to another seat at the far end of the subway car.

spiders legs 

Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet
spiders legs by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart
Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

well im not here to fuck spiders 

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.
your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

crotch spiders 

The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.
Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.
crotch spiders by huskerbob November 4, 2015
Word of the Day on June 23, 2016

I ain't here to fuck spiders 

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.
Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!