slotted 

Drunk, usually heavily so. Drunk to the point of not remembering what happened

Man, I was so slotted last night.

slotted by George M February 18, 2004

Slother 

When you slaughter someone slowly

I’m going to slother you!

Slother by Sloth24 February 4, 2019

slotted 

To get into a nice barrel. Either surfing or bodyboarding. Being slotted is similar to getting a barrel, but is much tighter and harder to control. Similar to how a coin slot is only big enough to fit coins, when you are slotted, the water is barrelling just enough for you to sit in quite nicely.

>>> you got slotted on that wave man... looked sick as... wasnt the biggest barrel, but fuck it looked nice n cosy in there.

>>> see that bro, got slotted hardcore on that wave... i was waiting to get dumped, but it peeled over at the last second... epic

slotted by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2007

Slothenius 

A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.

The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.

Slothenius by slothtammer December 8, 2010

Slotted pig

Another name for a money box that is pig shaped.

Person 1: Where's my Slotted pig?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My money box with coins in it!

Person 2: Oh, it's on your coffee table.
Person 1: Thanks.

Slotted pig by Hubert J Farnsworth July 10, 2010

Slothecision

An adjetive used to describe an individual who is incapable of making simple every day choices. Responds to simple questions with "I guess we'll figure it out", "Whats the rush". Often finds themselves sleeping.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to drink, we have a large water or a medium water?"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"

Slothecision by slothtammer December 8, 2010

slotted spoon 

A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.

Steve is a slotted spoon.

slotted spoon by artistotle May 5, 2017