Quimby

An adjective referring to the person who can very nice and occasionally funny but is unfortunately very lazy and has no other redeeming factors. We all had a quimby friend that we enjoyed hanging out with.

Girl one: Are you still going out with Todd? He's such a nice guy.

Girl two: No I dumped him, what a quimby.

Quimby by SlhammyWhammy November 8, 2016

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Quimby

An amazing friend everyone loves. An amazing girlfriend too she has an amazing sense of humor. Tall as fuck. Sometimes abusive too her friends only if you piss her off. She will still love you if you piss her off. Blushes blue. Smile is adorable has an cute laugh. Talk all about hunter hayes she will love you.

Me: i love hunter hayes.
Quimby: *blushes blue and red* HUNTER HAYES WHAT

Quimby by fangirlingbitch April 18, 2018

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Quimby

A person who sucks farts out of dead birds

Don't be such a quimby!

Quimby by Cheeezhead March 5, 2020

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Quimby

An individual whom is facing catastrophic failure and complete ruin, almost entirely devoid of resources, displays uncanny ability to navigate the chaos around him and process the knowledge required to persuade complete strangers to pay him their money for services he has little to no experience with. On the brink of a potential miracle and rapid ascent into success, spontaneous combustion created by the most unlikely source, he is propelled back into reality and inevitable misery.

Andrew didn't know what he would do to save his family, until suddenly everything started falling into place for him and he secured relief. Then was promptly kicked in the face by a horse and it never happened. Typical Quimby.

Quimby by Morton's punching bag December 6, 2020