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quick shit 

Having to take a dump at super speed, often aiming to break the current record of 3:30:08, the timing of which starts the moment the door is locked and ends the moment the shitter walk out the door - smelling like shit.

Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.

Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.
Dawg 1 : Yo dawg, I can't wait. I need to take a "quick shit" right here, right now. Fitness made my bowels work overtime.

Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.

Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).

* 3:30:08 minutes later *

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.

Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.

Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!
quick shit by Peter_Lopr April 8, 2011

quick slap

A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.
"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."
quick slap by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014

Quick Scope Thing 

Another way of call it the "Sniper Rifle". Most often used on hardcore Call of Duty kids when they play any FPS game that is Call of Duty or not.......
How do get to my frickin' quick scope thing?????!!!!

Quick Sesh 

Having a quick wank
I' m going to have a quick sesh before my mum gets back.
Quick Sesh by Xx_FortniteG0d69_xX December 19, 2019

Quick Shifting 

Sexual intercourse that is sometimes very kinky and fast. Enjoyable for both parties.
Dont go in there. Amy and Bradley are quick shifting
Quick Shifting by toott00ttoot August 6, 2010

Quick Scope 

Pussy-assed n00b tactic in FPS games, particularly the Modern Warfare games, who exploit the cheap auto-aim bot that center's your reticule on your target if you aim downsight while he is nearby. They primarily use the Barrett and Intervention sniper rifles, and do nothing but dart around the map one-shot-killing everybody with no regard for the cheapness of the tactic they are employing. They even make fun of players who use the sniper rifle the right way.
That noob just wants to do nothing but run around and quick scope everybody. Let's team up on him and take him down.
Quick Scope by mbatl0907 December 5, 2011