punjabi bromance 

when you're man-crush moves to the next level, i.e. going gay with your best friend.

i heard that david bowie and mic jagger were once caught in a hotel starting punjabi bromance.

punjabi bromance by gauldangnuga October 15, 2010

Punjabi Pudding 

1. Slang for human feces. aka Pudding Pants

2. Used jokingly about manure See: Rocky Mountain Oysters

Origin from Punjab based on the 5 rivers of Punjab. It has been socially acceptable to defecate in public, so the Five Rivers are pretty polluted.

1. "Sounds like someone has some Punjabi Pudding that needs to attended to," says the mother as she passes the wailing baby to her husband.

2. Let's fix Bob's wagon - we'll send him over some Punjabi Pudding after he eat's the Rocky Mountain Oysters!"

Punjabi Pudding by punjabistar June 5, 2018

punjabi taxi 

the empty vehicle driven by a Punjabi Taxi-man at 2 am around stevenage, hitchin and luton, with little regard for speed limits, the highway code or safety of other road users, while on their way to a fare.

The expression is quite common in stevenage where it originated, due to the large amount of Taxi cabs driven by people of asian origin.

Note, that even non-asian taaxi drivers can be refered to this way if they are driving in the manner describes above.

"shall we walk or take the punjabi taxi?"

punjabi taxi by Borne August 28, 2006

Punjabin 

When you take and put curry powder in the vagina. Then you insert your penis and proceed to fuck.

Last night Mary and I went out and tried punjabin my cock is on fire

Punjabin by S-killet September 16, 2018

Punjabi Pedestal 

The platform that a punjabi (someone from the nations of Pakistan or India) place themselves on arrogantly, seemingly like they are from royalty.

The punjabi pumping my gas did not acknowledge my existence because he was unable to see me in my Ferrari all the way up on his punjabi pedestal, he only only muttered quite angrily, "cash o'credit"

The indian girl, who was hot by India's standards, walked around campus on her punjabi pedestal like she was some kind of Indian Princess

Punjabi Pedestal by smitten mittens September 11, 2009

punjabi juice 

When one squeezes the puss out of their genital infections into a cup

Mike made a cup of Punjabi juice.

punjabi juice by Ch4ppie April 11, 2017

Punjabi

A person orginating from Punjab india which is located in the Northern region of India. Most Punjabi's speak Hindi and are either Sikh or Hindu. Sikh Jatt Punjabis dislike Hindu Punjabis. Many are good in business. Punjabi men have higher sex drives and are aggressive. Punjabi men are also more likely to have marital affairs than South Indian men. Punjabi women usually work at home with their spouse and gain 40 pounds after marriage. Most Punjabis are usually lighter in complexion and compare it to the a story of north India being invaded by Alexander the Great. Although most Punjab's dislike Bengalis, they will surely eat Bengali sweets such as cham chams and ladoos.

Sanjay: Hey did you see Amar at the grocery store today? He owes me my money back for the property he bought.

Amir: Dude, that guy is Punjabi man, your'e not ever gonna see that cash again.

Sanjay: Damn cheap ass Punjabi's.

Punjabi by OneSillyJatti May 21, 2010