Parnian 

Par-neon: noun - A very random and unorganized, yet creative and talented individual with a unique sense of style; infatuated with mirrors; obsessed with perfection; always analyzing everything; drawn to beauty, attracted to metrosexuals; highly intelligent and logical, yet quixotic; hypochondriac; Persian.

Person 1: "Why is she spending so much time staring at herself in the mirror?"

Person 2: "Because she found a grey hair and thinks she has premature aging. She is obsessing over it while analyzing herself in the mirror."

Person 1: "Well she is a crazy Persian."

Person 2: "No, she is just a typical Parnian."

Parnian by Enzo Joon February 9, 2008

pornie 

Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.

I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.

pornie by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

pornian slip 

An error (or slip) that occurs whilst typing in the URL box and one unconsciously begins typing in the URL of one's favorite porn site that leads one from a simple wikipedia search to a 3 hour jerkoff session. Like the Freudian slip, it is usually caused by an interference of some unconscious wish, conflict, or train of thought.

Damn you pornian slip!! I just wanted to simply check my email and now I have 5 tabs of pornhub.com opened!!

It is studied under the division of psych called pornanalysis and pornian slip is often referred to as parapsexis.

pornian slip by UP AND ATOM September 3, 2011

ponify 

To turn something into a character from the animated tv show, my little pony friendship is magic. Often used on fictional characters. E.g turning Mario into a pony. Usually rule 85 of the internet states: If something exists, there is a ponified version of it, no exceptions.

I'm going to ponify sonic the hedgehog!

ponify by A fellow brony February 3, 2014

Pornicating 

VERB

Having intercourses whist watching porn.

Me and Jessica were pornicating last night because we were having sex while watching big booty bitches.

Pornicating by Stumphugger69 February 24, 2020

Pornishya 

"Pornishya" or "Pornishia" is an another name for porn which is used between brothers, cousins and friends as a secret code. Actually, it's a more respectful way of saying someone watches porn.

"What was your cousin doing last night?"

"He was watching Pornishya"

Pornishya by LebCanSy March 13, 2021

Pernilla 

A blonde girl with blue or green eyes, who's a total bad jawn. Usually the "new girl" from Europe. She's sexy, hot, and loves to please everyone. ALL the guys are obsessed with her so, watch out for your man!

Boy 1: Damn who's the hot new girl?
Boy 2: Bro idk that must be PERNILLA

Pernilla by wassup i'm the queen September 15, 2018