poker brat 

1) Phil Hellmuth

2) A guy who thinks he is the greatest poker player ever and will tell you so at every availabe opportunity.

-1
Phil Hellmuth is the poker brat because if you beat him he thinks its unfair 'If there was no luck I'd win every hand'

-2
-I'm so at reading you I'm gonna call your all in with my mid pair sixes, thats how amazing I am.
-Dude, I got a full house, sixes over jacks. Remember just because you a poker brat doesn't make you as good as Phil Hellmuth.

poker brat by Adam Cadaver June 20, 2007

poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.

"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"

poker douche by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008

Poker Voice

A voice one simulates to disguise inside feelings/emotions or sexual excitement. It's usually necessary when someone, being sure you’re NOT busy, knocks on your door or phones you at a very inappropriate moment.

Last night my mum knocked on my bedroom’s door to say that dinner was ready just when I was blowing the load into my gal! I just took a deep breath and said: "aaaaalright!". Dude, I just hope she could NOT read my poker voice...

Poker Voice by FeJey April 1, 2010

Poker suicide

Going all in with a lousy hand just to end the poker night.

"He went in with a 7/2?"
"Yeah, it was poker suicide, he has to work in the morning."

Poker suicide by Paul Dick February 5, 2008

Poker Hot 

adj -A girl who is not really hot, but who plays poker and is hotter than most female poker players.

There was this hot girl at my table yesterday. Was she hot or just poker hot...

Poker Hot by Jay Kanabar October 18, 2007

Poker Slut 

A poker slut is an individual that feels the need to bet excessively while playing Texas Hold 'Em or any poker game. This person will "go all the way" whenever possible, betting his/her entire stack.

Michael: Come on John, stop going all in! The game is no fun when you're being a Poker Slut.

John: But Michael, I have an unquenchable thirst for risk.

Lady Gaga: Muh Muh Muh Mah

Poker Slut by Jtang July 25, 2009

Poker Thigh

Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.

The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.

"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."

Poker Thigh by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007