She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.
The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.
Universal Punishment includes:
Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.
War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.
These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...