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Glutton for Punishment 

A person who keeps going back for more bad things
She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.
Glutton for Punishment by Eladicart February 19, 2020

Capital Punishment 

Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.
"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."

Universal Punishment 

The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.
Universal Punishment includes:

Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.

War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.

These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...

punishment box

A box used for punishmentin the worst ways. The punishment box is a brutal punishment meant for people who are total asses and wont shut the fuck up.
Damnit go to the fucking punishment box you whore!
punishment box by ZasterSladin September 26, 2006

peniserector 

means "hot girl"
Joe: Damn shes a real peniserector.
Mama: Ye shes so hot and makes my penis so fucking erect.

goat punishment 

secret identity to weezer
do you know goat punishment?

no. what are they?

ritualistic punishment of goats..

people who dont already know what goat punishment is.. dont deserve to find out
goat punishment by weerez July 10, 2004