Blind faith in Senator and presidental candidate Barack Obama and the unstopable belief that he and his
government by taking control of the private sector and civil rights and money and companies will automatically make America a better place.
Obamaniacs often think America is a terrible place with tons of problems and the rest of the world is better, and has not
heard Barack Obama speak without a teleprompter, and that America is losing the War in Iraq even though in May 2008 there were the lowest numbers of violence.
Obamania spreads like herpes and
Myspace. The only known cure is to elect Barack Obama a see that all he is is a
Socialist George Bush. Obamaniacs won't deal with critisism of Barack Obama, calling critics racists who want to stand in the way of change.
(over phone possilbly texting because
people have grown to
hate personal contact)
Steve: Hi, Gina?
Gina: Yeah, Steve?
Steve: I just got back from the doctor, I...I have Obamania, You might want to get your self checked out.
Gina: Oh, god I have felt like America is a terrible place recently.
Steve: Gina?
Gina: and I read the directions on a
pop-tart
box and thought they were
beautiful words!
Steve: Gina?
Gina: And I start to collect spare change and I can't stop
Steve: Gina?!?
Gina: Oh, God this is terrible! GET OUT OF MY HEAD BARACK OBAMA (gunshot)
Steve: Gina? you still there? Well you might want to get you dog checked to. I'll talk to you later, I have to go buy a light bulb to stop Global Warming