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obamania 

the result of one or more Obamaniac s at any fast food chicken restaurant, ie. popeye's, kfc, etc... it has many forms. it can be a sound..."shii bloood!" it can be an act..."gii me yo mufukkin wallet, honkey!" it can also be a state of mind...
LAWYER:"my client would like to plea guilty to the charge of theft of chicken and hubcaps. he would like to plea guilty due to mental incapacitation due to Obamania.
DEFENDANT:"shii blood!"
WIFE: honey, what happened to the car?HUSBAND: it was pure Obamania down at kfc.
WIFE: oh my god are you okay?
HUSBAND: yes, they only took the hubcaps and our dinner, which was a 6 pc. with biscuits. i should have known when i saw the Obamaniacs on the corner.
obamania by jo mama nu April 17, 2009
Speaking in the words of Barack Obama. Appropriating speech to the likeliness of Obama by taking pauses after speaking 2 words, 3 words, 4 words. (This will help pronunciation/enunciation and ensuring the sentence is clear, concise, and crisp).
I Obamafied the sentence to see if it sounded clear: I will (pause) work effectively and (pause) effectively during this great (pause) time of need.
Obamafied by BrownWizard April 5, 2017

Obamanible 

A word to describe Obama's presidency.
Obama + Abominable.
Person 1: I hate chem!
Person 2: its OBAMANIBLE!
Obamanible by obamafoyomama May 12, 2009

obamapipe 

a pipe used to inhale or smoke illegal drugs. Ranging from Crack Cocaine to other forms of smokable drugs. Used by street people.
Obamapipe is a Weed pipe, a crack pipe, anything a street person might use to get a high on illegal drugs.
obamapipe by Jbslipliy February 19, 2008

obamagize 

To offer an apology in such a way as to blame the other party for what you did.
The guy drove in reverse across the entire parking lot before he finally hit my car. He did at least obamagize by saying "I'm sorry I backed into your car but it wouldn't have ever happened if you hadn't parked near me. "
obamagize by Beaner 1 March 18, 2017

obamania 

Blind faith in Senator and presidental candidate Barack Obama and the unstopable belief that he and his government by taking control of the private sector and civil rights and money and companies will automatically make America a better place.
Obamaniacs often think America is a terrible place with tons of problems and the rest of the world is better, and has not heard Barack Obama speak without a teleprompter, and that America is losing the War in Iraq even though in May 2008 there were the lowest numbers of violence.
Obamania spreads like herpes and Myspace. The only known cure is to elect Barack Obama a see that all he is is a Socialist George Bush. Obamaniacs won't deal with critisism of Barack Obama, calling critics racists who want to stand in the way of change.
(over phone possilbly texting because people have grown to hate personal contact)
Steve: Hi, Gina?
Gina: Yeah, Steve?
Steve: I just got back from the doctor, I...I have Obamania, You might want to get your self checked out.
Gina: Oh, god I have felt like America is a terrible place recently.
Steve: Gina?
Gina: and I read the directions on a pop-tart box and thought they were beautiful words!
Steve: Gina?
Gina: And I start to collect spare change and I can't stop
Steve: Gina?!?
Gina: Oh, God this is terrible! GET OUT OF MY HEAD BARACK OBAMA (gunshot)
Steve: Gina? you still there? Well you might want to get you dog checked to. I'll talk to you later, I have to go buy a light bulb to stop Global Warming
obamania by Benjamin Shannon June 10, 2008