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new town secondary school 

a school filled with two faced hypocrites and imbeciles.
most people in new town are pick mes , attention seeking retards.

come to new town as a sec1 and u will get hated by seniors who don’t even know u personally.

but still, the sec ones come in acting like they built the school from bottom to top and expect to be treated like royalty . they come in expecting camps but the only camp they get is orientation which is day camp IN SCHOOL.

school is fucking bias towards SCs and somehow they don’t get caught for short skirts and tapered pants but non SCs do.
jacket colour rules are also a thing , the only colours they accept are black , white , red , blue or grey. hello this one not america flag leh. u can have a jacket that is reversible and they’ll tell ur jacket is UNACCEPTABLE despite flipping to the side that has acceptable colours.

most unexciting school i have ever seen .
school is SO fucking budgeted but somehow have the funds for a NEW ISH and field grass.

majority of the lessons are so fucking boring and only happens in the classroom literally NOWHERE else .

this school is full of disgustingly annoying people who think that they own the school and walk around like they’re royalty however clueless that no one likes them #oblivious . new town sec is also FILLED with horny bastards that ask for sex and is even willing to pay , hello this one not geylang bro .
continued ; once u kena one time for attire check , no matter how much effort u put in to correct ur wrongs they will still fucking target u everywhere u go like paparazzis LOL.

people are SO fucking annoying and will scream across the class to talk in the middle of a lesson .

all the good teachers are leaving and in a few years there will be none left , some lessons can be so fucking monotonous and there will be no fucking interaction u can literally fall into a coma that will probably last until the day is over .

our pe shirt is so fucking thick u will probably melt and evaporate on a humid day

this school rejects even their own teacher’s proposals for harmless events for the students that need only a super small budget.

the toilets are so fucking disgusting u might even vomit ur intestines out the moment u step in the toilet and the cubical doors literally have holes and the people here do not even flush or wipe the urine that drips on the toilet seat. disgusting much.

p6 kid : i want to go to new town secondary school

ntss student : come here if u wanna go to the zoo 😘😘

new fairfield high school 

a school full of retarded dipshits that think they’re the shit. VAPE GODS and mowers are everywhere and drugs/alcohol are the basis of everyone’s “fun”. once and a while you’ll run into the nice person and you’ll have a friend. the school is too cliquey, judgemental, and filled with closed minded retards who wonder why they’re single while they’re actions explain it all. overall a pretty shitty place to spend most of your time.
Oh they’re a retarded asshole, they must be from new Fairfield high school.

New Britain High School 

Also referred to by myself as well as others as "New Britain High Penitentiary". Students are required to wear their ID cards around their neck (with their picture on BOTH sides of the card). Some like to think of them more as mugshots than ID cards. Even though there is a dress code indicated in the handbooks given to every student, the girls at NBHS apparently have trouble reading and comprehending the English language, as they still insist on wearing mini skirts, midriffs, and very low-cut shirts (even the girls that have obvious weight problems). Many students and teachers claim that whenever they walk into certain parts of the school, they start feeling sick which is no doubt the effects of all the mold and dust around the building.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.
Therapist: "So what exactly are you here for?"

Client: "I go to New Britain High School."

Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."

New Rochelle High School

A high school located in New Rochelle, New York. This high school holds over 4,000 students and attracts some kids from the Bronx. "The high" brings Albert Leonard and the Issac Young Middle schools together as one. At this school it is very easy to succeed, if you stay above the influence. But there are a few dumbasses who decide to not care. People cut class to go to the McDonalds and Chicken Joe's.

NRHS has succesful sports teams. The football team is very good. The basketball is decent. Softball, soccer, and tenis teams are also good. However, the swim teams suck ass. The boy's team is basically ran by this one black kid who beats everyone.

At NRHS, the females usually have big behinds and smell nice. It's a common sight to see a guy going: "Look at that BOOTIE". At Freshman Friday, Freshman are thrown into the twin lakes while the upperclassmen laugh. NRHS is divirse with blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, indians, and even a few martians.
Ex. New Rochelle High School's swim team sucks compared to the great football team! That kid David is nice though.

-Yo Rob, We out to the high?

-Look at that DONK on the newslady's daughter.

new oxford high school 

This is the last school in the Conewago Township school district. It consists of your basic groups. The jocks, preps, cheerleaders, gossips, emo’s, and out casts. There are significant amounts of gay students there. People like to smoke in the bathrooms because they can’t wait till they get home. They also like to skip class. And every now and then there’s the occasional sexting between teacher and student
Look there goes another student from New Oxford high school

New Prairie High School 

A highschool in northern Indiana that is just getting remodeled, the school is filled with rude bitches and hoes. It is in the country so there is a lot of hillbillies and sluts. This is one of the most fakest highschools known. Only go there if you want to get into drama and deal with ugly fake ass bitches.
“New Prairie High School is boring and horrible I hate it”

New Egypt High School 

An area with more farm boys then normal people.
That New Egypt high school kid is really bothering me.