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Stink Missile
Stink Missile by Kilo Bravo April 24, 2012
shit missile
An unbelievably hard and most likely long shit that comes out of one's ass. The pain experience by "firing off" a shit missile is second to only explosive diarrhea and an assplosion. This is an immense amount of shit that forces tiself to come out in the most painful way possible.
A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.
The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.
A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.
The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!
(afterwards)
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*
Holy shit! It looks a meter long!
LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!
(afterwards)
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*
Holy shit! It looks a meter long!
shit missile by DEC42 March 13, 2008
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Heat-seeking moisture missile by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
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Scandinavian Meat Missile
The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.
"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"
"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"
Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight
"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"
Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight
Scandinavian Meat Missile by Dr. Scrotum DDS November 4, 2009