bugger and merde 

An combonation of two exclamations of bad things (bugger= litterally to sodomize, but said usually like "dammit". merde= french for shit)

Bugger and merde is usually used as a random exlamation of general saddness, a bad occurence, or pain.

Bugger and merde, my bloke dumped me for that tart in fifth form!
Bugger and merde, the painting WILL NOT STAY STRAIGHT!
Bugger and merde, I just jammed a nail through my hand!

bugger and merde by Le belle demoiselle December 20, 2006

accoutre-merde 

Get your shit together - en francais

Dad: Honey, assemble your belongings, we need to leave.
Daughter: What?
Dad: S'il vous plais, accoutre-merde! Tout suit, mon petite dejuener!
Daughter: Oh, ok, I'll get ready to leave right now...

accoutre-merde by Sketchy the Benz April 15, 2008

mange merde 

Defender of freedom. Educator of the uninformed.

Mange merde taught the French the definition of liberty but unfortunately they didn't listen.

mange merde by Anonymous June 17, 2003

mange merde 

right wing loonie paederast; pseudointellectual boner of young bois

That mage merde sure is a homotron, huh

mange merde by Anonymous June 16, 2003

mange merde et morte 

Eat shit and die!

Hey dickwad ! Mange merde et morte!

mange merde et morte by Scheize April 21, 2017

Sale merde 

A "sale merde" is someone like Edouard Faesch or Xavier Gasser, people who are des sales merdes

Edouard est une sale merde, ca c'est sûr !

Sale merde by Hyuwasuto December 2, 2020

shit la merde 

An expression when things just aren't going right.

It's snowing again? Shit la merde.

shit la merde by Gmdp January 19, 2019