Lord of the Rings Online 

A new massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) made by Turbine featuring the world of The Lord of The Rings by Sir John Ronald Reuel Tolkien also known as J.R.R. Tolkien. As known as LOTRO, the real name is The Lord of the Rings Online : Shadows of Angmar. The game features itself in Eriador (the region extending from the Shire to the Misty Mountains and including Angmar) where you can be one of 4 races containing the Elves, the Hobbits, Men and Dwarves.

This game could rival World of Warcraft and it is not as addictive as WoW yet. LOTRO will more than anything annoy you with all the different quests and deeds to accomplish, and if you ever enter the Shire, you will leave with a death wish for all those annoying hobbits who cannot do anything by themselves and must ask you to endanger you life for absolutely pointless thing, with useless food as reward.

Hobbit (NPC of the Lord of the Rings Online): Hello stranger, I killed a deer with my sling, but a bear came and took off with the deer carcass to the bears-den up north. Would you accept to go retrieve my precious sling?

You: What? But they're bears! They will tear me up and devour my corpse! Aw heck, I'll do it.

*Goes to the bear's den and comes back after many deaths and torn limbs.*

You: There! I have your sling! Now give me my reward!

Hobbit: Oh! Thank you stranger! Here are some boiled carrots for your brave efforts.

Lord of the Rings Online by Playingood July 14, 2007

Lord of the Rings stare 

The gaze used in the LOR trilogy to denote a solemn moment, because we couldn't tell from the very subtle soundtrack.

Stephen fixed his Lord of the Rings stare on Justine, as if to tell her he wasn't joking. She never told him that this idiotic maneuver was the reason she broke up with him.

Lord of the Rings stare by Felix the territorial cat February 16, 2008

Lord of The Rings Gollum 

The shittiest new game. Play as Gollum and do whatever. The idea ain't even original as you could play as Gollum in LEGO Dimensions, and he actually did something meaningful in that game.

I hate lord of the rings gollum

Lord of The Rings Gollum by FurryHunter69 May 30, 2023

Lord of the Rings lie-in 

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.

'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'

Lord of the Rings lie-in by bisonman May 27, 2015

lord of the rings ending 

when a movie ending drags on forever, you think it's over but it just keeps adding stuff on (example the ending of lord of the rings return of the king hence the name)

Kid1:Hey is that movie any good?
Kid2: Yea, but it's got a " lord of the rings ending" so by the end of it your just like "GOD end already!!!"

lord of the rings ending by Lymeric November 12, 2007

lord of the rings shit 

epic shit after some lsd!

" fuck, what's that that? "
" - oh, Gle had a lord of the rings shit! "

lord of the rings shit by daniel whois October 21, 2009

The Lord of the Rings 

The greatest piece of literary fiction ever, the Lord of the Rings is an epic high fantasy novel written by J.R.R. Tolkien during the 30's and 40's and published in the 50's. People often mistakenly refer to it as a trilogy. IT IS NOT A TRILOGY. It is one novel divided into six books and appendices. It was however released in three volumes because the publisher wanted more money.

The Lord of the Rings takes place in Tolkien's "Middle-earth" and focuses on the hobbit Frodo Baggins, who is tasked with destroying the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron (the titular Lord of the Rings) many years ago. The novel also focuses on many other heroes and villians. The Lord of the Rings has served as an example for countless other fantasy works to emulate in story, characters, and setting.

The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into a movie trilogy by director Peter Jackson. Although they are of course inferior to the original book, they are still very good. Many people like to compare The Lord of the Rings to J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, most likely because the first Lord of the Rings movie and the first Harry Potter movie both came out in 2001. However, there is really no comparison. Harry Potter is good, but The Lord of the Rings is a pure literary masterpiece.

The Lord of the Rings is a must read for pretty much anyone.

The Lord of the Rings by Revolutionary Left December 5, 2009