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A person who, despite the mounting evidence, refuses to admit that she's old
Kristy: I'm 40 and my best friends are cats but I'm not old
Kristy by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025

Kristy Crust 

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

kristy pepper 

The coolest , down to earth chick you will ever meet. A unicorn. All men want her, but none can have her.. except Justin Bieber.

Kristy Kay 

She is unfuckwithable in any arena and will forever remain loyal to those who remain true to her. She may be considered a Boss Bitch and can hold her own in the streets or the sheets
"I know you said you'd keep it real...but are you Kristy Kay with it real?"
Kristy Kay by SSOREAL January 18, 2017

Kristy Pepper 

A stunning lady that can steal your heart with one look, her heart only belongs to one man and that man is the luckiest man in the world, when she loves you she loves you unconditionally, she is amazing, and perfect in every way. You all better find a different Kristy be pepper cause this Kristy is on a mission to grow old with her man, so move on fellas, she's already taken.
That girl Kristy pepper can steal your heart with one look.
Kristy Pepper by 10-18-22 February 13, 2023

Kristy lynn Small 

An amazing girl who cared for more people then you could imagine. very loving and everyone who knew her loved or cared for her very much.
She was out spoken loud and fun. Very beautiful and kind hearted, enjoyed partying it up and having a good time.
She will always be missed.
That girl is kristy Lynn small beautiful.
Kristy lynn Small by thatgurl90 September 22, 2010