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Hoodie whore

A person who has lots of different hoodies and frankly is obsessed with them.
Did you see how many hoodies she has? Damn she's a hoodie whore.
Hoodie whore by Sadfloofmonster December 9, 2018
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Aboogie Wit Da Hoodie

Bronx Rapper. The best (and best looking) rapper out rn. He’s really a goat , and he’s the reason why it’s DTB4LIFE!
Aboogie Wit Da Hoodie is really a goat , worda me!

national give a girl your hoodie day 

give a girl your hoodie this october 22
thanks for the hoodie on this national give a girl your hoodie day

dragon hoodie 

A person who wears large black hoodies with dragons, flames, or spikey designs on them. Their hoodies and jeans are usually J'NCO brand, but there are some exceptions. They wear the message shirts that say things such as, "Keep Staring. I might do a trick." and "I've lost my mind and gone to find it." They usually don't take showers a lot, or brush their hair. They usually come in packs, and talk about ICP and Slipknot. They sometimes play hackey sack. The packs usually do random things such as take turns punching each other, or trying to run up walls. They seem to like the rain and snow because they stand outside in their packs and prance around in it. They sometimes claim that they are punk or goth, but they don't fit in with either group. They're just dirty dragon hoodies.
Devin is totally king of the dragon hoodies because he's obsessed with Insane Clown Posse.

Ew, silly dragon, please take a shower.

Joey isn't a dragon hoodie! He takes showers and wears bands shirts!

Why are the dragon hoodies outside? Don't they know it's snowing. They're not wearing coats, and they have short sleeves on.

dragon hoodie by Abbi Berta January 22, 2006

hoodie withdrawal 

The horrible feeling one gets of being exposed and uncomfortable after wearing a hoodie on a daily basis and then not being able to (usually when the weather gets too warm).
Shane: Man I hate warm weather! I feel like I'm walking around naked and I don't know where to put my hands.

Crystal: I think you're going through hoodie withdrawals

hoodie bandit 

A hoodie bandit is a person that plays the gps phone game ingress while always having a hoodie on. He/she will attack, cap, upgrade, and mod portals while hiding in bushes, laying down in the back of cars, hugging against walls, and quite simply, being an agent of the shadows. You won't see he/she coming, but if you do, it is because he/she is allowing it. His/her ingress expertise level is professional. Be ready to lose if he/she is your opponent.
Neveryoumindwho is such a hoodie bandit. I don't think I have a chance against them.
hoodie bandit by Deceit Hunter November 12, 2015