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hoobastank 

someone who is so smart and have depth that their ideas and emotions will continue for infinity hence the infinity sign in hoobastank's name.
Even if you think they stank. But you just dont understand their depth.
you know that dude you all made fun of back in the day? ya well now he's a genius. if only you would have appreciated the hoobastank maybe he could have tutored you. now he's a sucessful inventor.
hoobastank by sarah April 18, 2004
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Hoobastankin 

one of the most epic of all adjectives. synonym for: extremely amazing, fantastic, coolest thing ever, best, intense, greatest, crazy, the most fun you've ever had your entire life, magical. magical outrageous
yo! dude how was that ride on the rollercoaster?" "it was Hoobastankin Bro!

Hoobastank 

Another name for vagina, coochie, or pussy.
Girl, no one wants to see your hoobastank!
Hoobastank by Izzy4me May 6, 2006

Hoobastank 

Hoobastank can refer to something or someone that is going out of control
A guy slid 30feet on black ice before falling on his ass, it was so Hoobastank

Hoobastank tittyfuck 

Verb: when one puts a bowl of marijuana (hoobastank) betwixt a woman’s tits and pushes the tits around the carb of the bowl whilst hitting the bowl with one’s face in the tits.
Person one: have you smoked that new cookies shit yet?
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.

Hoobastank 

The Hoobastank is the female genital region and most often refers to two parts. The Hooba refers to the vagina, and the Stank refers to the ass. Combined, they form the Hoobastank
Dude! I was at Ashley's house last night and she let me see her Hoobastank!
Hoobastank by Hoobastank Man August 2, 2021

hoobastank 

A term used to refer to stank ass.
Yeah bro.. when we were 69’ing all I could smell was hoobastank” “I was sucking his dick and gagged at hoobastank”
hoobastank by The_Barbie_Cat April 13, 2024