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snotty gobbles 

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc
The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

gobblesack 

The sack of flesh that hangs below a turkeys chin that contains his gobblers. The juiciest part of a turkey, also the name for the loose skin underneath a fat persons (gravydumpster) chin - in which case it is disgusting.
This Thanksgiving you can keep the turkey breast and legs, I am just trying to munch on that gobblesack.

Did you see that hambeast that just walked by? That motherfucker had a gobblesack hanging down to his nips.
gobblesack by LilBurkey December 31, 2013

snotty gobbles 

Any Japanese or Chinese food which is slimy or gelatinous, such as sea cucumber, congee, sharks fin soup etc
The Chinese banquet was great but I found it hard to eat the snotty gobbles with the chopsticks!

Gobbleshank 

items commonly found on display, in various nooks and crannys, whose only purpose is to be looked at.
Great Aunt Mildred's mantle clock, that hasn't run since 1979 and should be thrown away. It is gobbleshank, but for some reason, there is an inappropriate attachment to it.
Gobbleshank by slipperyfox August 26, 2013

Gobblesnick

A goblin with three legs that can only walk backwards whilst screaming 'I like chode'