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shit glacier 

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a "shit glacier".
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
"Man, I had to climb through a shit glacier to get to the upstairs restroom!"
shit glacier by Ed Bodine February 21, 2006

Retreating Glacier 

A post coital condition occurring to a woman, when ejaculated semen through breast copulation pools in the indentation at the base of the neck, followed by the woman transitioning from a laying down position to an upright position; causing the ejaculate to slowly flow down the upper breast, receding from the indentation.
I tell you what Al, I think global warming is for real... I gave your mom a retreating glacier last night
Retreating Glacier by Bang-C February 24, 2011

Siachen Glacier

part of indian laddakh territory.
The Siachen Glacier is a glacier located in the eastern Karakoram range in the Himalayas at about 35.421226°N 77.109540°E, just northeast of the point NJ9842 where the Line of Control between India and Pakistan ends
Siachen Glacier is inhabitable.

Gandolf Glacier

It is when you are titty banging a girl and blow on her chin. This gives her the distinctive look of that magical white wizard that used to pal around with hobbits. Next, tell her to get a towel, point to the wrong door (the one that leads outside,) lock said door, and leave her outside so that the "magic" freezes to her face.
I saw that Gandolf Glacier he gave her. Obviously, he chose to go through the mountains rather than brave the Mines of Moria.
Gandolf Glacier by pu re tun February 8, 2010

shit glacier 

A frozen mass of feces frequently found in the undergarments of particularly incompetent mountaineers.
After yet another seven summits failure, Joe's tent mate suffered the added indignity of having to remove a shit glacier from Joe's putrid underpants.
shit glacier by David Montande February 14, 2008

Wet glacier 

The act of cuming in an ice cube tray. Then once frozen, shoving the cube of cum into a females vagina when wet.
She really enjoyed that wet glacier!
Wet glacier by C4de June 28, 2010