geriatric fuck 

- The term the Anthony Kuhn says only to the mentally handicapped, potheads, Sluts of any kind (Kiersten Hores, Ashley George, Kayla Cunningham, ect.), and the political republicans that can not do a damn in society.

Ronnie Hickman-"Hey any of you guys have a dollar?" Kuhn- " NO! So go away you geriatric fuck!"


Hey Tom, I caught up with my neighbor, and they told me that his kid was mentally challenged so I say to them "so he's a geriatric fuck?" So they came in their hands and threw it in my face and yelled "SEAGULLIN'"

geriatric fuck by JPS2984 March 22, 2009

Geriatric sex 

sexual intercourse between two or more older individuals.

Man, those old people in that movie were having geriatric sex! I almost puked!

Geriatric sex by princess1987 November 28, 2010

Geriatric Traffic 

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

Geriatric Traffic by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

Geriatric 

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.

Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.

Geriatric by Bob_Saget3 July 31, 2018

Geriatric Millennial 

A person who is young but acts beyond his years.

My girlfriend is 20, but she’s got her shit together and she likes to knit; she’s such a geriatric millennial!

Geriatric Millennial by El Jeffe 84 January 19, 2018

Geriatrimony 

The condition of acting like an old fart not long after one is married.

William doesn't join us for happy hour anymore, since his type 2 geriatrimony set in.

Geriatrimony by Silvur Surfer May 26, 2011

Geriatric Trolls 

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.

That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.

Geriatric Trolls by IneedanID June 16, 2011