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A gay person no one likes and is so annoying and you want to hit he is short and gay and very stupid and no one likes them.
Person 1:did you meet gauge

Person 2: yeah he was very gay and annoying
Gauge by I hate gauges November 10, 2020
He's probably sitting outside, next to a trussy, eating a bagel with cream cheese. It's also probably dark outside.
Wow look, there's Gauge doing his daily ritual of eating a bagel, that has cream cheese on it, next to a trussy! This late at night too!
Gauge by anonymous November 22, 2021
A loving, beautiful person who thinks they aren't strong, or too ugly but is actually super strong and NOT ugly! Will care for you and love you very much.
"Is that Gauge?"

"Yeah! He is so handsome. Why does he always look down on himself though."
Gauge by Anth0nylovefreddy December 30, 2021
A gay conservative that’s very confused with himself. Did I mention that he likes dick? He’s a closet faggot and he owns it with pride. Happy gay day gauge🏳️ 🌈
Man that gauge is such a faggot!
Gauge by Gbre123 October 10, 2022
gauge is hot
yes
Gauge by G00se_guy_m0nkey_bumm January 12, 2023
“ugh their so good looking but so horrible!”
what a gauge.”
gauge by nevaehhatesyousm August 1, 2023