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gaffer squad 

the most miraculous and sexiest group of friends. thats it. 😊
Hey did u guys see how amazing gaffer squad is?
No???
kys.
gaffer squad by myoin July 23, 2021

Gaffer Dazzle 

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Coworker: β€œwow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: β€œNa, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
Gaffer Dazzle by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

The Gaffer 

British Slang for Football Manager
1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.
The Gaffer by humbdalas November 5, 2009

giffer gaffer 

someone that mucks about
"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

the gaffer 

He's the gaffer in that production.
the gaffer by alsdjflajsdlfk November 29, 2006

kilo gaffer

"I always rip a kilo gaffer before I bang a hooker"
kilo gaffer by shonuf January 28, 2008