forklift 

The act of one male inserting the penis into the females anus and lifting her off the ground without the use of hands or arms.

JT sprained his penis in the act of forklifting his half retarded sister.

forklift by Tim Wicham August 24, 2006

Forklift 

Unusually long nipples that stick out so far that she could probably lift and move standard pallets like a champ.

Dude #1: That girl's nipples could pick my nose.

Dude #2: F that. Them shits could forklift your fat ass and take you home.

Dude #3: Word.

Forklift by john blaze August 24, 2005

Forklift Certified 

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

Forklift Certified by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022

Forklift License 

The proof of intelligence. Someone that has a the license to operate a forklift is a genius and the highest form of intelligence.

Someone: *Says anything dumb or stupid*
Me: Says someone who doesn't have a forklift license.

Forklift License by anonymous September 12, 2020

The Forklift 

When fingering a two hole while lifting her in the process.

"Yeah nah gave the misses the forklift last night."

The Forklift by Yeah the boys 99 September 22, 2016

Forklift 

This is where you use your penis (whilst inside a vagine or ass) to lift the person on the other end up! you do this by tensing the muscles in the penis!

hey dude, i saw your dad forklift your mum against the window last night!

Forklift by u6 Avengers October 13, 2009

Forklift certified 

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.

"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."

Forklift certified by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023