Facebook 

A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."

Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks

I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.

Facebook by Lazarus Ciccone August 20, 2008

facebook 

A social network where the word stalking should be really analyzed and thought out before actually coming up with a definition for facebook stalking. How is it any different when one person constantly monitors another person's every move on facebook reading the person's blogs, photos, posts, newsfeed etc... When one hundred other people (facebook friends) have access to the same exact information the person puts out? Alot of times when people become facebook friends they are not actually friends. They are just giving each other permission to read each other's profile. Facebook is also highschool bullshit. Alot of people caught in it are even people who graduated highschool ten years ago. And then there's all these fringe artists, musicians, comedians wanting people to join their self loathing fan club. Then there's those facebook people who feel the need to have the most facebook friends. Sometimes when people send friend requests it's only because the person knows a certain amount or group of people that they know.

"What's so great about Facebook"?

"It doesn't take forever to load like Myspace and it's not limited to just college students anymore"

"He and she would like you to join please stop Facebook from becoming a paysite"

"I appreciate the invite but I hardly ever log on to Facebook. Basically I don't give a shit."

facebook by ispeaklatin December 7, 2009

Facebook 

The reason why I'm divorced

Husband: Honey let's talk.

Wife: In a minute...I'm on Facebook.

Facebook by Miz Tee February 8, 2010

Facebook 

The digital holocaust.

The amount of social lives that have been lost to Facebook is creeping close to a billion.

Facebook by Schnitterbit January 16, 2011

facebook 

A place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)

Facebooker 1: Hey I was on facebook today and after I read the news feed I learned that megan's relationship is now complicated and jen just wrote on cindys wall!

Facebooker 2: wow. I really didn't need to know all that.

facebook by Gaby Gutierrez October 13, 2006

Facebook 

A human Pokédex.

Facebook, gotta catch'em all!

Facebook by joon21 June 2, 2010

facebook 

Where lonely and socially inept losers can pretend they have a life.

Hey, look, I have five hundred "friends" on facebook, most of whom I only talked to once or twice at most.

facebook by runpoochrun July 9, 2009