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standing ernie 

When someone poops in a urinal, it's called a 'standing ernie'.
I went to the gas station last night to take a big fat juicy dump, when I noticed that someone did a standing ernie.
standing ernie by Brokedowning/PG November 27, 2017
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The Bert and Ernie 

A sexual position originating from Bristol involving two men - similar to the infamous '69', both participants simultaneously receive oral sex by lying in opposite directions. However, the 'Bert and Ernie' has the two participants lying firstly in foetal position, then when things get more intense, the participants wrap their legs around each other's heads, creating a 'Ying-Yang' effect. This allows the position to become mobile, and the participants are then free to move around the bed, even letting them leave the bedroom and roll through the house.
Tom: "Hey dude do you wanna try the Bert and Ernie?"
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."

ernie fletcher 

A completely incompetent kentucky govenor who will never be reelected and should rethink his decision to go into politics
see dumbfuck
Pass a budget??? No way, we've got Ernie Fletcher

burt and ernie 

to sit unreasonably close to your friend when there is plenty of room elsewhere
I looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie
burt and ernie by hitlist821 April 5, 2009

Bert and Ernie 

Bert hi
Ernie hi Bert and Ernie
Bert and Ernie by Super Coopz November 12, 2019
Ernie er en nørdet taber
Gal en Ernie

Fuck du er en Ernie
Ernie by Ølhunden March 2, 2016