Durp Durp

1. One of the many sounds that retards make.

2. The sound you might make when imitating someone that just did something retarded (see #1).

3. What you might call someone that just did something really stupid.

*Joe and Tom play some random FPS, split-screen*

*Tom throws a grenade at his own feet, killing himself*

(#2) Joe: Durp Durp! Look at you trying to run, good job retard.

-OR-

(#3) Joe: Tom, you are such a friggin' Durp Durp...

Durp Durp by joes_pizza April 3, 2009

Durp Durp

When someone completely fucks up, so mas say this, imitating a retarded personn

"You come home and see your friend missing a hand, and next to him is a cheese-grater. On the other side of him is a pile of shredded flesh. You may then say 'Nice job, DURP DURP!' "

Durp Durp by Caelocanth March 22, 2010

Durp-a-lurp 

A dorky yet kind fellow.
A gentleman who is average in stature and poise.

"That Jacob, he sure is a durp-a-lurp." "Yea, he's a sweetheart, too bad he wears that dorky flannel."

Durp-a-lurp by compressed air March 22, 2010

durp face 

the face you pull when a camera takes your photo but you didn't realise. uour often part way through saying a word and you have a funny facial expression.

person 1: dude, you have a durp face in this photo.

person 2: yeah i didn't realise till after you took the photo, i bet i have a right wierd look.

durp face by aidz mankini February 2, 2012

Durp Skeet

verb-leaving a party when your really fuckin wasted.

"Yo man..you durp skeetin?"

"Yeah yo..I'm bout to yark up some nasty shit."

Durp Skeet by Hairy Cheesdoodle January 19, 2010

Durp Urp 

The use of the word Durp Durp just mispronounced by one who both 1) Does not know the definition and 2) First time using Durp Durp in a sentence.

See Durp Durp

I just Durp Urped that shot. Can I get a give me?

Durp Urp by PizzaDouglas April 1, 2010

Durp Durp

Made by me and my friend Kenneth 2 years ago.(origin)his neice Miya always used 2 say durp durp all the time,we didnt think notin of it,until one night we made a concoction and decided 2 name it Durp Durp!!!!!we mixed sprite,tequila,kool-aid mix,tang(4 sum reason),barcardi,and,grey goose,and apple juice! Also U Can Use A Bit of Vanilla Extract!

1st Guy:Man im Bored of this lame shit,Got any thing good 2 drink??

2nd Guy:aight,my boy Freddy Invented This Shit Called Durp Durp!!!!U Gotta Taste This shit!!!

Durp Durp by FreddyC August 11, 2006