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Downingtown East High School 

Downingtown East High School was established in 2003 after Downingtown High School split which is now known as Downingtown West. The principal is Paul E. Hurley, famous for his ponytail. Downingtown East is in the richer area of the two schools. Also is the more intelligent school. At East most girls are slutty and the guys think they are hot shit. 80% of the students blaze the ganja. Then there are the faggots who write bomb threats in the bathrooms, the school has to evacuate everyone from the building. It's not funny. Downingtown East is not as good in sports as West except for a few like girls basketball and boys lacrosse and hockey. And the arguement will never end who is the better school, East or West.
Normal Day at Downingtown East High School.

kid 1: yo man, you need any trees?
kid 2: nah bro i'm good, i just got some bangin kush the other day.
kid 1: oh word...
kid 2: yeah, wanna blaze that shit tomorrow?
kid 1: alright dude, im down.

Bomb Threat Evacuation #3

Mr. Hurley (on loudspeaker) : There has been a threat to the school, for the safety of students and staff, we will be evacuating the building at this time

kid 1: here we go again....
kid 2: if i find out who's doing this, this kid will be dead.
kid 1: i know right, this kid is in deep shit.
1. When there's this doof, usually named Ryan, that keeps saying stupid things in the context of group texts or social media.

2. When someone (often named Ryan) means to text their significant other a sappy message, but instead sends it to a group text with all their friends.
1. I heard people have started blocking Bryan from that Live Music group text, because he was constantly doofing the threads.

2. Ryan, stop doofing our thread with your lame emoji texts to Nikki!!!
Doofing by Dongknuckle April 18, 2017
Related Words
The act of being either drunk or high and just sitting around doing nothing. This is not something to be proud of, you aren't socializing with girls or doing anything progressive. You are killing your buzz and no one likes a drone.
Steven last night was straight droning, he was drunk out of his mind just chilling on the couch.
droning by nick c thats me April 4, 2010
The act of refreshing dooce.com umpteen times in the course of a day, week or month to see if there is fresh content.
I had nothing to do at work this afternoon, so I spent most of that time doocing.
doocing by di October 14, 2004
“I was just outside dooping when you called.” “When I use the indoor toilet my feet and legs go numb, the reason they go numb is because I’m so tall and the toilet is too low to the ground and it cuts off my circulation. To keep this from happening I now go outside and squat down to the ground and I call it dooping instead of pooping.
Dooping by ventravoo February 27, 2019

Initial Downing 

When your boner starts to go away and its stuck in that annoying stage between hard and soft but its still huge.

Not at all good for sex or masturbating.
Damn, I was just jacking off and it took to long and now its started the initial downing, theres nothing I can do now!
Initial Downing by JacobBitch! January 20, 2009

Downingtown East 

The school where everyone thinks they are the shit. The girls are plastic barbies who are orange in the middle of winter and are way too thin to support themselves for too long. The girls walk around like models when newsflash: they are far from it. If the East Girls aren't randomly hooking up/banging strangers, they are either taking slutty pics of themselves or doing drugs to keep up with the guys. The guys are all just ugly. Downingtown West, East's rival, has the hot guys while East has the 'hot' girls. The guys are either doing drugs or dealing drugs. The guys at East act like they are the Abercrombie underwear models and not only think they own the school, but they think every girl wants to be with them AND they think they own the world. About 98% of Downingtown East is either an alcoholic and/or a druggie. Most of that 98% of students are also sluts and/or whores. For those 2% of students who are attempting to stay normal, congrats to you and good luck surviving in hell...i mean Downingtown East.
Downingtown East's mascot is the cougar. A Cougar is also now known as an older woman, usually around the age of 50?, who sleeps with boys, usually around the age of 19-30?.
I believe teachers from previous years have taught us that this is called foreshadowing.
Downingtown East by Vigilant December 26, 2008