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comatose curb stomp blow job kick 

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca
Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

Australian Curb Stomp 

One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.

Russian curb stomp 

Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape
Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her

Canadian curb stomp 

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.
That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.

curb stompers 

work boots good for crackin peoples heads on the sidewalk
curb stompers are steel toe work boots with some thick tread on em

curb stomping 

During an assualt when a person is forced to bite the cement corner of a sidewalk and is then kicked in the head, trying to break the victim's jaw, usually fatally.
curb stomping by becca bo June 22, 2005