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cockpit tease 

The state of shattered hopes and carnal frustration which exists when a pilot has passengers board a plane, leaves the gate, and taxis to the runway only to tell everyone that the flight is delayed and you're returning to the terminal.
Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.
cockpit tease by Stuck in Raleigh September 8, 2012
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Cockpit, The

n. Always capitalized.The name of the homosexual club where Punisher Junior, Hazeyamind, and Voice of Reason hang out. Also known as The Sausage Factory.
Who's gonna be at The Cockpit tonight besides PJ, Haze, and Voice?
Cockpit, The by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

cockpit key 

A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.
Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.
cockpit key by 3speed March 23, 2010

cockpit meal 

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.
What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?
cockpit meal by Veuve Cliquot September 26, 2009

Cockpit Trouble 

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")
Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."
Cockpit Trouble by zboss April 27, 2009

Cockpit Dingle Diver 

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void
"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"
Cockpit Dingle Diver by z4120 March 19, 2017

Cockpit Press 

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!