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bubblegum cigarettes 

really awsome bubblegum. comes in a package that looks like cigarettes and even wrapped in paper to make it look like a cigarette. if you blow on them, sugar "smoke" comes out and it looks like you're smoking. probably the best fucking thing ever next to big league chew.
bubblegum cigarettes are about as addicting as regular cigarettes

Exalted Cigarettes 

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes
Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!

going to get cigarettes 

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.
Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"
going to get cigarettes by DirkD January 24, 2007

Menthol cigarettes 

According to Dave Chappelle, the preferred type of cigarette for black people, but nobody seems to know the reason for this. According to the wikipedia article, a study in 1995 shows that 79% of black smokers prefer menthol cigarettes compared to 13% of white men or 20% of white women.
Grab me a pack of menthol cigarettes, a 40 of St. Ides, and a bucket of KFC and we'll have a good time.

riverside cigarettes 

Asbestos rolled into cigarette paper for smoking. They are literally 100 times worse than smoking any other cigarette

horse shit cigarettes 

a brand of Mexican smokes from TJ Mexico
smokin horse shit cigarettes is just like kissing a dog's ass after a warm dump!