An expression used to fill a pregnant pause when someone simply says "so" either as a way to start a conversation (but is not sure what to say) or as a reply to something they are not impressed with.

Also can be referred to as "Sew buttons on your underwear."

Example #1

Girl #1: So...?
Girl #2: Sew buttons.

Example #2

Girl: I just had a 5 minute conversation with Stephen Fry at the mall!
Boy: So?
Girl: Sew buttons.

sew buttons by goellegee January 3, 2014

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gumdrop buttons

The sexual act of taking small gumdrop dumps on your partners chest. You then proceed to sugar coat the gumdrops with semen. After the gumdrops have hardened and cemented to your partners chest you proceed to pull them off one at a time as your partner screams "Nooooo!!!! Not The Gumdrop Buttons."

Baker: My hot loafs aren't arousing my wife anymore. Do you have any ideas?
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons

gumdrop buttons by DaFaShizz October 13, 2015

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JCB starter buttons

"JCB starter buttons" - A woman's nipples resembling the control to start the engine on a vehicle manufactured by JCB

*Exclamations emitting from a building site probably around the Toombridge/Limavady area of Ireland* 'Look at thon!' ..'Aye JCB starter buttons sir'

JCB starter buttons by Robotkev August 20, 2013

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Scroll Buttons

(n) 1. The sidebar buttons on the right side of a computer screen which allow one to scroll through a page on a browser.

2. Quite possibly Strong Bad's favorite thing ever.

Scroll buttons, scroll buttons one two one two / And if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you

Scroll Buttons by Mo Naked Hoes June 2, 2008

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