Bush for brains 

See: Butt-bread

How could you be such a Butt-bread Bush?

Bush for brains by Mahalaleal October 16, 2003

brainsick muzik 

Wicked Rap label created by twisted insane

Brainsick muzik go hard nigga

brainsick muzik by mr.noitalll January 7, 2014

Ms Brunson 

A very sweet and charming person, who pretends to be a misanthrope but secretly loves everyone. She has an incredible brain which is not only an organic graphics calculator but also library of information (especially science) and memories. Don't mess with her because she'll never forget about it!!!

Person 1: Ms Brunson today told me to "go away"
Person 2: Yeah, she is the best. I love Ms Brunson!
Person 1: Absolutely agree!

Ms Brunson by Very Really Good January 19, 2023

Big Brains 

Something that only the smartest of people and the maddest of lads/laddies have; something you say in the occasion of someone doing something very amazing that requires a high amount of intelligence

Einstein: "I figured it out! e=mc^2!!! I did it! An amazing equation that will have countless applications!

Einstein's Wife: "BiG bRaInS"

Big Brains by howiemandealt June 17, 2019

Mystery bruises 

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

Mystery bruises by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

brainspeed 

A term describing combined intelligence and cognitive processing speed.

You can’t learn brainspeed, you either got it or you don’t!

brainspeed by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.

*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises

Morning Bruises by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007