Brand New 

Acting like each moment is brand new or like every time you meet someone they are the love of your life.

Two soccer moms chatting before picking up their girls from practice :

Betty: OMG Lisa, look at that pervert, it's like he's brand new every time one of the girls passes by.

Betty: OMG your right and look at him rubbing himself, barf me out, I'm going to report this asshole.

Lisa: Word!

Brand New by ~ SloppySilver ~ September 16, 2010

brand new 

a see EMO band that has songs such as seventy x 7 and soco ameretto lime

brand new rocked your youth

brand new by KATherine May 20, 2003

Brand new 

When you see someone that you're acquainted with, and they try to be abit 2 friendly and u ignore them; then they get hurt and they come around and act all brand new towards you.

" lmao I don't understand why he is trying to act brand new? He pretends he doesn't even know you're name like geez!" Haha

Brand new by Mnj85 July 4, 2021

Brand New 

A much younger girl with a guy a lot older than her

“That girl is brand new, surely you should be going for someone older

Brand New by Bonjovi118 February 15, 2022

brand-new 

A request or demand (depending on the tennor of the voice of the requestee), in which one party requests that another goes to the fridge and grabs him or her a new beer.

Note: When a brand-new is requested, it is uncouth to not comply with the request.

"Dude, Brand-New"

brand-new by mp2009 February 2, 2009

Brand New Trombone 

A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.

Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.

Brand New Trombone by NawlinsD September 2, 2009

Brand New Secondhand 

A newly purchased item that has been previously owned. Only new to its now current owner!

Nice bike, Brand New Secondhand?

Brand New Secondhand by LordNomad May 12, 2011