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bearded taco 

A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
That Mexican place sure had a lot of bearded tacos!
bearded taco by T. J. October 30, 2003

bearded clam 

Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam
bearded clam by Louis June 18, 2003

Bearded Bitch 

When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.

Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'

Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
‎*Blonde woman plays piñata with a bearded bitch*

Alex Buckenham

Bruce Forsyth
Bearded Bitch by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011

bearded clam 

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair
her pussy looked like a bearded clam
bearded clam by j r lang January 13, 2008

bearded clam 

Slang term for the vagina.
Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.
bearded clam by Seymour Merkin August 9, 2002

bearded trumpet 

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard
I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.