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axing the weasel 

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
axing the weasel by CSM April 23, 2005
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making something better with pure Awesomeness & Cunning in a fantastical magical god like manner , without hurting any small animals ...too much...
It wasn't quite right so I did some Aning
Aning by Laid Back Luke August 12, 2013
Used when someone’s being annoying “AAAAIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG” “AING”
Aing by CUNTYSANNOYED December 30, 2022

Abingdon 

A small town in Harford County, Maryland with a population of about 23,511. Covered with part of the Chesapeake Bay, farms, woodlands, and suburbs. Some people think that all we do is cowtipping and bathing in the crick, but there is a lot to do here. We have a movie theater, minigolf, tons of restaurants, and a lot more. Formerly known as Harford Town, or Bush, this was where the first Declaration of Independence was adopted. Always somehow gets more snow than other towns in Harco. Next to Edgewood, the gang, drug, and crime capital of Eastern Maryland. Home to Broom's Bloom, only the best ice cream place in Maryland. Often confused with a district of Bel Air because of its size and not many people have heard of it. Everybody knows each other, so everybody is saying hi to each other as they pick up their crabcakes and pizza from Box Hill Pizzeria. About 75% of the males from ages 12-19 are street skaters so that is not an uncommon site. Overall, Harford County's best-kept secret.
Wow! Bel Air has some pretty good ice cream!" "umm...no you're in Abingdon now" "wtf is Abingdon?
Abingdon by adlfjaksdfj January 18, 2011

Abington Heights 

Nestled in the hills of (Clarks) Summit, stands the school that loves sports so well.

Abington Heights, a public school district in NEPA, is thought to be "top notch" by many. But after attending the school, I'll tell you it plainly: As of June 2006 (which is when I am writing this), Abington Heights has proved to be nothing but striking teachers and money spent on athletics. In order to keep the student:teacher ratio at 300:1 (or something more reasonable like 30:1, but is still ridiculously high), Abington Heights High School has gotten rid of all its English and most of its Social Studies electives.

The kids at the high school range from Abercrombie wearing preppy kids to pothead ICP kids. With such a wide range of students, one of the most popular shared activities among them is making fun of each other behind their backs. (Though I suppose what high school isn't like that?)
Aside from sports, Abington Heights spends money on painting the word "COMETS" on trash cans.
Abington Heights by Melissa Benson September 1, 2008

Aging Emo 

An aging emo is basically an emo who now knows they were pathetic as fuck but is still too emo to quite get over their newfound deeper selfhatred so now the aging emo will act like a fucking cunt to compensate

Symptoms of an aging emo include:

>acting like an asshole
>internet trolling
>picking on younger emos out of resentment
>hating the fuck out of most other emos
>hating anyone that shows excessive emotion
>wearing band tees and skinny jeans but insisting you're not emo
>sporting scars but swearing you're not emo
>being a /b/tard
Wow that post was edgy must've been in aging emo
Aging Emo by XxxMiseryxxX July 24, 2016