Throw a short person day 

On November 9th, you can throw a short person.

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

Throw a short person day by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

National Kiss a Short Person Day by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe 

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

National bully a short person day 

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.

Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day

National bully a short person day by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

National hug A short person day 

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.

Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.

National hug A short person day by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021

National bully a short person day 

on january the 20th its motivated to bully a short person

lets bully that short guy cause its bully a short person day
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person

National bully a short person day by none ya bussines January 19, 2023

National Kick a short person day 

Created to counter national kick a tall person day

Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm

National Kick a short person day by dan1eaa January 20, 2023