troing 

'Troing' Is a doing word.......
(when you have driven or walked somewhere without thinking about it all the way with your head in the clouds letting your sub concious do the work.)

I troinged all the way here.....

troing by Al Thomas November 10, 2008

Twongle dong 

Tiny wiggly penis

Stop twirling your twongle dong jimmy

Twongle dong by Shad0w Drums October 19, 2017

Twingo 

The name for a person that generally acts like an all round twat and a just a bloody dingo.

I hate him so much he’s such a twingo

Twingo by Thecoolestbeanz December 29, 2021

thoingy-thoingy 

some more R Kelly nonsense

thoingy-thoingy by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Renault Twingo 

It might not be that fast, reliable, or practical, but it's got a face of gold and enough charm to warm the sun.

"My buddy Frank recently got a Renault Twingo and he absolutely loves it."

Renault Twingo by Trapanese June 27, 2019

towing

(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.

Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"

towing by hannah f January 9, 2008

twobing 

A euphemism for self gratification, particularly for females. 'Two' meaning 'using two fingers to pleasure oneself' and 'bing' meaning 'if you hit the spot just right, it goes BING!' (as in, a buzzer in a game show).

"Are you going twobing again?"
"Shut up! I have needs too!"

twobing by FileCurropted September 25, 2007