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tweet and delete

The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.
Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.
tweet and delete by Path July 21, 2011

Tweet Monkey 

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.
Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
Tweet Monkey by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

tweet whore 

a person who constantly tweets on twitter.
stop tweeting constantly you tweet whore
tweet whore by EdBoy23 January 22, 2010

Tweet-Watcher 

A Tweet-watcher is someone who stays logged in to twitter all day but never tweets. Instead they watch to see what everyone else has to say. If someone catches their attention they may reply out of the blue.
Me: what you doing?
friend: nothin, just on twitter
Me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
Me: damn tweet-watcher
Tweet-Watcher by biglots_2 July 29, 2011

tweet fuck 

When people follow each other on Twitter.
It was nice meeting you, lets tweet fuck.
tweet fuck by frankf5 March 9, 2010

Tweet tooth 

Someone who's having a craving to post a new tweet on Twitter.
Ooooh, what you did just gave me an idea! I totally have a Tweet tooth now!
Tweet tooth by badgrammir July 23, 2009