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Troopster 

The name given to somebody whose life was once consumed entirely by chode research and pizza consumption.
You are such a troopster, do something else with your spare time!
Troopster by Chodesta January 5, 2009

chicken troops

Trucker-speak via CB-radio for DOT officers (Department Of Transportation) at Weigh Station ("scale").
1st driver: Hey westbound, what did you see behind you?
2nd driver: Watch out! "Scale" is open and "chicken troops" are waiting for you!
chicken troops by Victor Ahnovsky December 18, 2007

Hasbulla troops 

The act of two men sneakily planting traps and causing havoc
Noooo it’s the hasbulla troops watch out they are sneaky

Mobilise the Troops 

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone
Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house
Mobilise the Troops by thestudog October 3, 2008

Wheelchair Troops 

An essential aspect of the Kraznan military. The Kraznan equivalent of both Armored Vehicles and ATVs. Elite crippled soldiers riding in state-of-the-art, fucking insane wheelchairs. Have been known to float battle aboard Wheelchair Carriers.
What's that rumble I hear...? AHHHH!!!! KRAZNAN WHEELCHAIR TROOPS!!!!
Wheelchair Troops by Silly Whitey November 16, 2003

crack troops 

Mercinary soldiers who fight in exchange for drugs (usually crack cocaine, hence the term, 'crack troops'). Can usually be found in the bed of a Crack Whore if you need to hire one.
Did you see that film on crack troops in Vietnam?
crack troops by lisa_urban May 18, 2008