Walking Tortoise Head

An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.

You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.

Walking Tortoise Head by Caedis T Yo May 7, 2011

Tortoise Diet 

One of the best reptilian animals. Foods include:

Mulberry leaves
Grape vine leaves
Hibiscus leaves
African hibiscus leaves
Blue hibiscus leaves
Rose of Sharon leaves
Rose leaves
Geraniums
Azania
Lavatera
Pansies
Petunias
Hostas
Honeysuckle
Cape honeysuckle
Leaves and blooms from any squash plant, like pumpkin, cucumber, summer squash, etc...
Young spineless opuntia cactus pads

Weeds:

There are so many!!!
Dandelion
Mallow
Filaree
Smooth Sow thistle
Prickly Sow thistle
Milk thistle
Goat head weed
Cats ear
Nettles
Trefoil
Wild onion
Wild mustard
Wild Garlic
Clovers
Broadleaf plantain
Narrow leaf plantain
Chick weed
Hawksbit
Hensbit
Hawksbeard
This is mostly for leopard tortoises and sulcata tortoises but for leopards less grass.

Tortoises need a big variety in their diet. Tortoise Diet

Tortoise Diet by #Animals4life January 21, 2018

Hermanns tortoise 

A tortoise found in europe.

A hermanns tortoise lives in europe

Hermanns tortoise by Hasta le vista November 25, 2017

Steel Tortoise 

Hes a man from Maynmar (Burma). Hes fucking awesome.

"Steel Tortoise is so fucking awesome"

Steel Tortoise by Terixy August 19, 2022

turtoise 

sexiest man on earth GIGACHAD

wow I wish I was turtoise, that man fucks hella bitches

turtoise by turtoise October 18, 2021

Peking Tortoise 

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

Peking Tortoise by shane_r April 10, 2009

tortoise nervosa 

The decline of motor skills and brain function the morning after the over consumption of alcoholic beverages the night before.

You: Did you see Sally today? She can barely hold her pen and is staring at a blank computer screen.

Me: Looks like a case of tortoise nervosa. Sally had one to many martinis at happy hour last night.

tortoise nervosa by Gucci13 August 13, 2009