Tomed 

Primarily a baltimore term, for an early morning tongue lashing. Usually escalating quickly, over minor issues.

Wow that general contractor really tomed us during the morning meeting

Tomed by Den_dalk February 21, 2023

Tomoed 

(verb) ph: toe-mowed A heightened state of inebriation that occurs most commonly from drinking copious amounts of alcoholic beverages. This practice is enjoyed by a growing population of privileged individuals in and around the New York City hockey community.

I think I was Tomoed last night. I woke up on top of my kitchen counter. And I have a text from some rando that sent me a pic of me surfing on top of a moving taxi cab.

Tomoed by tmx2 November 3, 2023

Tobed 

The word used to describe someone who's spouting nonsense as if they're high while just under the effects of lack of sleep

„Bro, I'm tobed as fuck right noe but I don't wanna go to sleep cuz' I can't.“

Tobed by eyeofardor July 20, 2024

Captain Tommed 

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

Captain Tommed by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024