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thunderbutt 

1. A gigantic, flabby, asymetrical, disgusting ass. Resembles a thundercloud due to its shapelessness, constant shifting, and that it strikes terror in the hearts of small children. Has been known to nuetralize erections and make beer taste flat.
2. A fart that echoes for at least 3 seconds.
1. I almost threw up when I saw that thunderbutt!
2. That thunderbutt was fucking nasty!
thunderbutt by Admiral Anarchy October 21, 2009

Dr. Rush's Thunderbolt 

Used on the Lewis and Clark Expedition as the "cure-all"... it was basically a super-laxative.
Clark: Where are Dr. Rush's Thunderbolts?
Lewis: ... *runs to the bathroom*

Thunderclapping

When two lesbians run from opposite sides of a bed, jump kick into the air, and scissor slam vaginas hard as fuck.
Two lesbian ninjas would be ideal at thunderclapping.
Thunderclapping by cjM March 11, 2015

thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker

Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.
Dude, what is thing? "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?"
Oh, Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.

Alaska Thunderfuck 

Drag queen, recording artist, author, queen of snakes, Golden Girls enthusiast and anything that she sets her mind to? Who is that woman? Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamatr0n! Such a genuinely kind hearted person and talented artists that deserves only love and the best things in the world, we cherish her forever.

And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again
-Wow!! Alaska Thunderfuck is so gorgeous, sexy, sensual and breath taking!
- I know right??

Thunderclumps 

When the sky won't stop thundering and it sounds like a series of low-key farts.
"Damn bro, is it ever thunderclumpin' outside"

"Wow these thunderclumps won't give up!"
Thunderclumps by Bedgypooks July 20, 2012