Stefan

A 6’4 dirty blonde blue eyed dramatic giant. Someone who is messy, doesn’t clean and can’t cook to save his life. All he does is smoke weed and play video games. They are dramatic, sensitive and can’t take a joke. They love to message escorts for the clout while dating.

Person 1: “Oh is that Stefan?”
Person 2: “yeah can’t you tell by his bright highlighter hat and stench of weed!”

Stefan by Fuckerrrr April 8, 2019

Stefan

stefan is a religion where we believe kitchen appliances don't exist. We have a weekly protest about this and we do not like kitchen appliances. Here at stefan anyone can be allowed into our religion!

I support the stefan religon!

Stefan by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER June 1, 2020

stefan

a dick with no friends

oh its a stefan

stefan by batsang October 19, 2017

stefan

1. overly broody, whiny, mopey

person: *whine whine brood brood mope mope*
omg grow the fuck up and stop being so fucking stefan about it

stefan by delena-is-happening December 8, 2012

Stefan

1. Someone who has a perpetual asshat.

2. Someone who suffers from extreme stupidity which often gets mistaken for retardation. Also known as a dipshit.
3. Someone who struggles with mundane tasks such as; using eating utensils, operating TV remotes and even masturbation.

4. Someone who constantly grumpy and whines about everything.

5. A pathetically dumb and disturbed individual who gets pitied for their ignorance and inappropriate behaviors.

Girl 1: OMG, look at the guy over their beating his head on the wall and touching himself because he can't read which door is the men's room.

Girl 2: Oh I know, poor thing must be a Stefan.

Stefan by nondingo March 26, 2013

Stefan

Cries at work when only gets paid £86. Gets the bag on very easily and hates stuff being thrown at his face

Man one: throws ball at stefans face.

Stefan: I don't like stuff being thrown at me.

Man one: laugh hahahaha

Stefan: ill bang you

Stefan by Aaron brown October 15, 2012

Stefan

Synonymous to dumb, asshole, or both. Someone who tends to make seem others are dumb, but in actuality is a defense mechanism to disguise his own mental capacity.

Nonetheless, perhaps one of the most handsome, sweetest and ambitious guys you'll meet. Also, strong. <3

Hey Stefan, what's up? (aka. Hey dumb ass, what's up?)

Stefan by Shi-Fu May 5, 2016