Spreading the love 

"Spreading the love" = Very drunk.
"Spreading the love" = Talking rubbish to strangers.
"Spreading the love" = Extremely inebriated
"Spreading the love" = Not thinking things through before videos are made of you.
"Spreading the love" = Not knowing where you are, but feeling good about it.

Oh man I was "spreading the Love" till early this morning.

You should have seen geoff last night he was "spreading the love" all over town.

It's going to be a great one tonight, im going to "spread the love" to strangers all night.

Spreading the love by Simon Cox July 7, 2007

spreading the taco sauce 

Spreading the taco sauce is when you take taco sauce and spread it over a woman's vagina. You then insert your penis into it, resulting in firey sex. Think of it as having sex with a ginger.

picT:I love spreading the taco sauce all over hoes!

spreading the taco sauce by picT3 June 29, 2011

Spreading School 

A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.

Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!

Spreading School by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010

spreading the butter 

spreading whipped cream on a mans dick

Paula stop spreading the butter on Billy!

spreading the butter by the toothless wonder April 23, 2004

spreading the blanket 

being less than truthful

i don't know for sure, but it seems to be similar to "pulling the wool over one's eyes"

When my parents suspected me of lying to them, they told me that they thought I was spreading the blanket a bit.

spreading the blanket by sheepdog1982 February 9, 2010

spreading pudding on toast 

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

spreading pudding on toast by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

spreading financials by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019