Spank for bank 

When a guy masturbates for the camera and people online subscribe to it and he makes money from it.

GT thinks he's an inspirational role model but I saw that spank for bank clip he made.

Spank for bank by lucilooloo February 7, 2014

spank the bank 

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).

I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.

spank the bank by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020

spank till i bank 

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery

John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.

spank till i bank by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022

Spank Bankruptcy 

The exceedingly rare state of having an overdrawn account at one's local spank bank. Such a tragedy can be caused by making constant withdrawals without the foresight to make any deposits. This state is usually temporary as the realization that one's account is overdrawn is immediate and there is abundant material ripe for deposit on the interwebs.

'I heard Orren had a mean case of "Spank Bankruptcy" the other day.'

"Oh yeah? What happened?"

"I think he was taken aback at first but I'm sure he just browsed the grade 9 section of the yearbook a bit and got right back on the horse"

"Attaboy O-Dog"

Spank Bankruptcy by Grumbleweeds September 26, 2011

Stank Bank 

the place in your brain where you remember some of the best shits you've ever taken and recall them fondly. similar to the Spank Bank, but hopefully there's no crossover between these two in your brain.

"Brian?"

"Yes?"

"Ever taken an amazing poop that just was magical?"

"Let me dig into the Stank Bank - ahh yes, April 3rd of 1983, I dropped anchor for 30 straight minutes while I read The World According to Garp, and it was lovely."

"This is really inappropriate discussion for church, guys."

Stank Bank by Peven glugh April 30, 2021

Skank Bank 

Adj: A promiscuous female who collects deposits of sperm as if they were a financial institution.

"Ew, why is she here? She is such a skank bank.... I thought this was a upscale bar?"

Skank Bank by LillianOliver April 8, 2009

spank bankable

To be attractive and/or alluring enough to be deposited in ones spank bank.

Even though all the women at my new job I are in their 40's they are all spank bankable.

spank bankable by Rnw124 January 11, 2008