spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.

1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie

spackle slap by BdazzL January 6, 2007

Spackle Ass 

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.

I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.

Spackle Ass by SweetBill December 28, 2005

spacked 

Used to describe stupid or moronic behaviour by persons a few bricks short of a wall (see retard).

Often preceded by the ingestion intoxicating substances.
This person may now be officially labeled a spackie.

Guy: Woah! Did you see that drunk chick run through that glass door?
Girl: LOL. Thats really spacked up.

spacked by CheapThrills April 12, 2006

speckledwarfed 

To be deceived, tricked, or hoodwinked by means of flattery, impersonation, or the like.

"We've been duped! Bamboozled!"
"We've been speckledwarfed!"

speckledwarfed by Frigits December 26, 2008

spackleknacker 

When you've got the runs and the spackle gets on your knackers

Johnny got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of girls. What a spackleknacker!

spackleknacker by Gavin Spackleknacker January 2, 2008

smackledorped

a phrase meaning fooled or double-crossed. made famous by by spongebob squarepants in the episode "nasty patty".

mr krabs: we've been dooped!
spongebob: dooped!
mr krabs: we've been bamboozled!
spongebob: we've been smackledorped!
mr krabs: that's not even a word and i agree with ya!

smackledorped by eucalyptica April 16, 2009

Shackled

A term used in Ultimate Frisbee to describe when you are threatened or bested by an opponent (especially if their name is Shackleton)

Yooooo chase just got SHACKLED

Shackled by ubermegaclaire July 1, 2023