suny harlem 

As in State University of New York...another name for Columbia University, the New York Ivy.

SUNY Harlem's football program blows. But Princeton swallows.

suny harlem by Giant Lemming October 24, 2004

SUNY Oneonta 

City of hills, my ass city of snow. The snowflakes take steriods, we get pwnedby snow and the nightlife is expensive.

Damn it's cold here in Oneonta.

SUNY Oneonta by a college student here March 2, 2005

suny maritime football 

A NCAA Division 3 football team which was reformed in 2005. The team is made up of coaches who play favorites and skip the real athletes. The head coach, Coach Kendrick-Holmes is a bi-polar former Naval Academy graduate, Defensive Coordinator Vincent Digaetano is satan worshipper who doesn't know anything about football. Nothing at all, it's kind of funny if you think about how little he does know. Coach Varner is just a fat guy, and Coach Al Piascik has two facial features.

"Where do you play football?"

"Suny Maritime football.."

"Oh what division?"

"D3"

"You guys good?"

"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"

suny maritime football by Conspiracy69 February 18, 2009

SUNY Maritime 

A college situated in the Bronx, NYC... it is known for its corrupt regimental staff, idiotic cadets, and job placement office for an industry which the US really doesn't have anymore. Largely a waste of time and tuition

"SUNY Maritime College sucks man, they promised me 100% job placement, and 99.9% of my job offers are shoreside."

SUNY Maritime by FtheReg June 11, 2006

SUNY Fredonia 

College in New York State for many people who couldn't get into SUNY Geneseo. A school which also is known for its scummy bars such as Sunny's and its shitty parties.

Man did you go to that party the other night at SUNY Fredonia?

Um, what party?

SUNY Fredonia by Escape the FATE August 24, 2007

SUNY Geneseo

An Upstate school comprised almost entirely of white middle class kids who think they're too smart to go to a SUNY but to poor to go to a private school. Beautiful sunsets, mediocre food, and just short of 6,000 students who gradually turn to alcoholism through shitty frat parties and sports teams. Only decent majors are biology, education and business and only notable sport is hockey, but if you want to join Greek Life, here is the place to do it. Or, if you want to retain half of a brain cell, avoid greek life at all costs join a club sport instead. Club Rugby parties hard and knows how to do it.

he thinks he's better than us because he got into SUNY Geneseo, and to be honest, he's probably right

SUNY Geneseo by dirtydagaian May 11, 2019

Suny Esf 

Hippies. Just tons of goddamn no good dirty hippies. Also they have no athletics.

Man Suny Esf is fucking gay

Suny Esf by Bridgett Szychulski July 2, 2018