The cutest, smartest, little Barona Indian ever born. When you see him all you want to do is squeeze and kiss him. He's the best damn kid you'd ever meet; so cool you'd wish he was yours.
A heartless creature hardly more than a man who has no appreciation for the things that are right in front of him. Has difficulty opening and closing Oreos without assistance.
Fat chigger wanna-be who tries to be buff but doesn't know how to work out. Terrible taste in females and is constantlyon the phone with stupid bitches.