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B-Relaxd

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Underground rapper from Connecticut. He is most known for his hit "Dats my Drank". He is credited for his off the wall flow and disturbing lyrics.
B-Relaxd "Killin yall, killin yall, spillin yall blood. Double shotty like elmer fudd. In the mud walkin up your drive way, well do this my way. I'm gonna kill you ese!"
by Howdyhopartner February 16, 2009
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related topic

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A topic related to the subject at hand
Consult a related topic if need be.
by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008
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Mexican Relaxer

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1. A sex routine where the man fucks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. This requires successfully pulling of three unique sexual positions in a row without having an orgasm until the last.

Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.
Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*
by F.Mac April 30, 2010
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relaxer

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The word relaxer means to straighten a back persons hair. It takes the kink and nappyness out of the hair, but it is greasy
Sharey bought no lye relaxer and now her hair is straight
by preppy princess April 23, 2005
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ip-relayed

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A term hearing people, usually younger teenagers, use to describe the process of calling someone through Relay.
This word is used by people who have no business using relay to call out. Relay is a service for the Deaf, Hard of Hearing, or Speech Disabled; not for kids to make prank, lewd, or harassing calls.
by Operator From Hell January 7, 2005
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When a set of friends have realized that they all have had some sort of sexual relations on the same couch in the past or present.
"yeah me and him always hooked up on that couch after school"
"no way I just hooked up with ___ on there the other day!"
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"then I guess that makes us Eskimo related couch buddies! Considering we both had hooked up on the same couch"
by Renots4life October 11, 2011
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Relaxercise

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To improve your fitness level by partaking in couch or reclining chair-related activities, such as vigorous beer drinking or attentive T.V. watching. Goal is to stay as relaxed as possible while simultaneously burning as many calories as swimming or jogging.
"Man, I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. I think I'm going to start hitting the couch to relaxercise."
by Syph November 6, 2008
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