Pochinka 

A turd, stool, poo, poop, crap of unsatisfactorily small proportions.

Stu: Do you feel better having gone to the bathroom?
Holly: No I strained as hard as I could but only busted out a Pochinka.

Pochinka by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

Pooch-kin 

Adore our pups like little kids (munchkins), in an endearing way.

"Hey pooch-kin, you're so silly and cute"

Pooch-kin by treelover2400 October 24, 2018

mate poaching 

1. attempting to lure someone of the opposite sex away from their partner through various strategies in order to mate with them and/or to prevent their partner from mating with them
2. a major cause of sexual conflict in mateships
3. an act that may lead to homicidal fantasies among ex-partners

Sarah is extremely jealous and feels that Don is cheating on her with Tracy. Sarah confronts Tracy and says: Back away from my man! Stop mate poaching!

mate poaching by mating sexpert October 23, 2009

screwed the pooch 

The act of really messing things up.

Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.

screwed the pooch by madmanmarx October 26, 2007

Pooch Table 

A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.

Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.

Pooch Table by Crussty3D December 20, 2021

ski poaching

Usually just called "poaching", ski poaching refers to skiing or riding in closed areas.

Although closed areas are usually closed for good reason (ie: avalanche risk, etc), they are also often closed because they are deemed too dangerous for tourists (read: lawsuit). However, locals often enjoy and know how to ride these areas "safely" and will do so regardless... hence poaching

"I got caught poaching by patrol"
- meaning "I was caught snowboard/ski poaching by the ski patrol"

ski poaching by annonymous skier December 22, 2008

coffee poaching 

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.

Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!

coffee poaching by twowheeler1300 April 25, 2011