petting the beaver 

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

petting the beaver by Sev336 July 23, 2016

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear 

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022

heavy petting 

girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed

guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants

girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."

guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"

heavy petting by nerm November 6, 2004

petting a giraffe 

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

petting a giraffe by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

Louisiana Petting Zoo 

A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.

Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.

Louisiana Petting Zoo by Luongo Dongus October 25, 2009

petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

petting the cat by dinki August 24, 2003

Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

Petting the Unicorn by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011